okayys..tis is jus a joke tt i found out from friendster...

before you read tis,

you must understand hokkien...

if not,you will not get th joke inside...

hahas..enjoy your readin!

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Cinderella (Hokkien Version).

Question: Singalella why become rich ?

Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.

She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai lan,

so she quite zhia-lat oso.Last time Singalella got own maid,

but now she become the amah.

Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.

If her sister say liak kar zhuak,she liak.

Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.CPF poon boh.

But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.

So he say, "oeh, long chong lai ah."

Singalella very happy because she never go party before,

but then her step-marder say, "Lee Mana eh-sai kee,this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard."

Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder.

Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.

That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook maggi mee.

Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?"

So Singaalella kong, "I wan, lau bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian."

She never expect but the neighbour say,"Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money."

So Singalella brush teeth and zhang-zhui, chen-kor,after that look very different.

She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor,already 11 o'clock.

At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh chio one.

Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.

Just as Ah Ming told himself, "Aiyah see-pay-zhia-lat",

Singalella came in.Ah Ming straight away lau nuar."Wah-lau-eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai leh,quite chio man."

Ah Ming say to Singalella, "eh, chio bu , wah ai kah lee zho flen!"

Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like ti go pek, touch here touch there.

But then just it was 12 o'clock,one ah pek die on the dance floor.

He become ghost and tell Singalella quickly go and buy 4D,

and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.

So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-pohand

then kah kee cho sen-lee.Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.